neW fRienDs wOrldWide~!!

Very good day to everyone. Wow, it’s been such a long time (?) i havent wrote new post. Well, things seem like going on normally here at intec, we are studying calmly, enjoying ourselves. There’s nothing much that going on inside our head ryt now as our place are already been conformed in Russia.
My activity recently and currently is…em..chatting! Yup, chatting on yahoo messenger, msn messenger also in ICQ. Ironically, most of my friend in my list, dont live in Malaysia! Yup, i start to knowing people all over the world, realizing that this could imposed me to the variety of culture and tradition. Currently i have friends from slovenia, spain, philippines, germany, uk and us. There’s obviously lots of benefits having them as my friends. For instance, do u know that slovakia and slovania is not same? That Quenzon City is the largest city in Philippines?
Ironically, all of my overseas friend is girls! Well, it’s not that i’m not interested in having boys as my online friend but these girls all over the world are so easy to approach and they dont really criticise others. (contrast with malaysian girls, in my opinion).
Communicating with people over the world had changed my perspective and persepsion towards them. For example, they still chatting with me easily, unbiased although knowing that i’m a muslim. And when i told that i’m from malaysia, most of them were like "aw..", "qewl". It’s so patriotic to know that MALAYSIA name is widely known all over the world!

I think i’m now ready to face all type of people, all over the world. And by chatting online, it’s a suitable preparation and training method to me.

Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road?

Kindergarten teacher: "Because it wanted to get to the other side."

Aristotle: "It is the nature of chickens to cross roads."

Ronald Reagan: "I forget."

Arthur Andersen (consultant): "Deregulation of the chicken’s side of the road was threatening its dominant   market   position.  The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competences required for the newly competitive market.  Andersen,  in  a  partnering relationship  with the  client,  helped  the chicken  by  rethinking  its  physical distribution  strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge,  capital and experiences to align the chicken people, processes  and  technology  in  support  of its  overall  strategy  within a Program  Management framework."

Richard M. Nixon: "The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road."

Computer Programmer: "In order for the chicken to cross the road safely they would need more than one driver to access the server farm, if not they will hang in the middle of the road."

Jerry Seinfeld: "Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn’t anyone ever think to ask "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?" "

Bill Gates: "I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook."

Dr Mahathir: "You know, I am tired of all this…’apa-nama’ chicken-chicken bisnes…the foreign  powers  should  stop intervening in our domestic affairs and just  leave  our  chickens alone.. If they want to… ‘apa nama’ cross the road,  they  should  be allowed to cross the road… Malaysia is a democratic  country; we let our chickens do whatever they want to do… as  long  as  they  don’t  threaten  the Malay  unity  and  try to topple the government…and  if  they  plan  to do so… we won’t hesitate to use the  ISA… "

Pak Lah: "Ini  semua  adalah  khabar  angin  sahaja…jangan percaya khabar – khabar  angin  ini  semua…  biasalah ini adalah taktik pembangkang untuk memecah  belahkan  perpaduan ayam-ayam semua… jangan percaya… jangan percaya…"

Samy Vellu: "Ayyooyoo…  belakang  cerita  lain kali, kita sude bikin banyak jembatan,  itu ayam musti guna jembatan untuk lintas itu jalan lagi pun kalu itu ayam  mau  pigi  jalan-jalan,  beritau  sama saya juga, saya bolley buat lebbey  banyak toll…….."

Karam Singh Walia: "Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan ayam-ayam itu sedang melintas jalan.  Mereka  bukan  sahaja melintas jalan, malah membuang najis di atas  jalan  dan  ini adalah pencemaran yang paling hebat di maya ini. Bapa-bapa  dan ibu-ibu ayam haruslah mengambil inisiatif untuk melatih ayam-ayam agar  menahan  najis  sewaktu melintas jalan, sekian saya sudahi dengan………Ayam di jalan di lintaskan; Ayam di reban mati tak makan."

Colonel Sanders: "I missed one?"

Bill Clinton: "I’ve had so many chicks, I can’t remember… "

Wan Kamarudin: "Ape  kejadahnyer  ini semua, KL dah jadik reban ayam, mak bapak ayam asyik  menganga saje."

Zainal Ariffin Ismail: "Ada saksi  menyatakan  yang  mereka dapat melihat ayam-ayam ini melintasi  jalan-jalan di kampung ini pada waktu malam. Ada yang menyatakan ayam-ayam  ini  merupakan penyamaran jin. Dan ada juga mengaitkan ia berkaitan dengan peristiwa   silam  di kampung  ini.  Apakah  sebenarnya  maksud tersirat ayam-ayam  ini melintas jalan? Oleh itu saya akhiri, "Jangan biarkan hidup  anda diselubungi misteri………""

IcY MoNeY~!!

with His name, and Thy who resolves me..i begin this
This week, everyone in INTEC (Russian Program) come back to abshizitiye (hostel) with a BIG grin and smile, as if there’s nothing could satisfy us more rather than to having RM540 in each and every account of us! Except for me, i couldnt bear myself for being too excited of having rm810 instead! Hak2. This is my first time to hold such amount of money.
First time holding the cheque, the first thing that came into my mine was a brand new handphone. It would be really great to have a Ngage in my right hand, and my current S.Ericsson k300i in my left hand. Har3!!
However, is i sounded my opinion to my beloved papa, the words that came out from his mouth were "Hang jangan nak mengada-ngada. Duit simpan buat makan!"
Well, ok papa… It’s not a big thing to me. But for me, there could be another way to channel my ‘wealth’. Ahaks!
So, yesterday, i went to Sunway Pyramid along with Ezuwan, Fein and Farah and we were enjoying ourselves with the Ice Skating! Two hours of skating resulting in few bruises in some part of my body! Well, i fell a few time, threwn to the wall several time, accidentally crashed into other skaters a number of time, and that doesnt count me tripping over the ice, having my skating boot to kick somebody’s butt and me nearly accidentally kissed a girl as i fell onto her!! It’s such a wonderful experience and i believe that i’m going to skate more often in Russian.
But for now, i found myself that i’m now addicted to ice skating! Haha. It’s not really a costy, expensive winter sport, as it only costs nearly rm20 per trip! Hm.. I really need lots of practicing!
Ice skating, is like cycling a bike. We learn it hardly, fell lots of time, and once we’re getting into it, it’s a lifetime skill! You should try it!

SimPle 30 qUesTioNs .. ~!!

1.What are you doing right now?
Completing english assignment on topic Human Genome Project.

2.What colour you like the most?
Blue, Navy Blue, Black

3.What are you thinking of right now?
Hmm..thinking of completing my assignment. Tomorrow is dateline!!

4.When was the last time you visited your hometown?
Erm.. a week ago if i’m not mistaken.

5.Who are your best friend?
Myself.. (I’ve never break my own heart!)

6.Where were you born?
Kampung Nawa, Mukim Lesung, Pokok Sena, Kedah. (Where is it??)

7.What is your biggest talent?
Talent? Leadership and computer, i guess.. (correct me if i’m wrong!!)

8.Do you like your handwriting?
My normal handwriting..nah, dun really like it.

9.Do you miss someone?
Yes. Of course.

10.Do you enjoy your life?
Yes currently, but i think something’s missing..

11.How do you feel right now?
Hm..blur..

12.Why?
Dunno.. blur..

13.Where is the place you want to visit?
Syurga. Hehe..just kidding..  Em..dunno.. places that could give me tranquility..

14.Best film..
Garasi …Rocks!! Hehe..

15.Rock or hip hop?
Both.

16.Do you like your cousins?
Cousins? Actually dun really know them..hak2..

17.Like to sing?
Yes, and currently proceeding to guitar. hehe..

18.If you given a chance, you want to have a duet with?
Huh? Dunno.. Avril maybe..

19.Who is your role model?
Rasulullah s.a.w…. other is hm…dunno. Dr. House maybe. Hehe..

20.What will you do after this?
Makan! I’m starved…

21.Who is ur fav actor/actress?
erm…local….afdlin..international…dunnoe!

22.When is your birthday?
Proud lion was born on 11th august 1988. Hak2.

23.Who’s ur best relative?
Dunnoe…dun really get close to them..

24.When did u last see ur parents?
Last week, i think…

25.When were you last at school?
Performing motivational speech to students…25th March

26.What is your result?

"Cukup2 makan"..hehe.. 10A1.

27.What are you doing last 15 minutes ago?
Finding resources of my assingments…playing neopets..

28.You like to do?
Dun know. Berangan…

29.Who was the last person you talk to?
Erin!

30.Have you ever tell someone you love that you love her?
What’s the matter? It wouldnt make any differences!!!